I couldn't resist...

Ok, this is just a couple more facts. They're so funny!!

1 Explosions do not kill Jack Bauer, they just get stuff out of his way.
2 When Jack Bauer jumps from an airplane, he doesn't fall to the ground. The earth rises to meet him.
3 Jack Bauer went out to the desert, and was bitten by a rattlesnake. The snake died.
4 Jack Bauer does not use doors. He makes his own.
5 The Black Eyed Peas were just The Peas until Jack Bauer heard their music.
6 The "Smoothie" was invented when Jack Bauer needed information from a banana.
7 When Jack Bauer took a stress test, the test failed.
8 When playing "Truth or Dare," Jack Bauer dares you not to tell him the truth.
9 When Batman is in trouble, he turns on the Jack Bauer signal.
10 People with amnesia still remember Jack Bauer.
11 If Jack Bauer lived next door to Kramer, Kramer would knock before entering.
12 Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
13 Jack Bauer makes onions cry.
14 Jack Bauer doesn't eat honey, he chews bees.
15 Jack Bauer ended The Never Ending Story.


There's plenty more, but I can only laugh so hard for so long in the hallways before people start looking at me funny! ;) Look soon for the next episode of "Jack Bauer Facts"